me: do i have enough time to read these books?
me: no
me: *buys books*

There are generally two types of English majors...

Type 1: The juxtaposition of courtly poetic language alongside the peasant's prose effectively demonstrates my point. One day I will write a critical article on this and earn many accolades.
Type 2: Heh...Shakespeare made a fart joke. That's funny. Oh look, pretty poetry...

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jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

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edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.” 

Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.

This is so horrendous to watch but god isn’t Russell a legend.

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PSA:

weallhavegunsforhands:

versatilequeen:

Also, if you are going to date someone with a mental illness (or any illness) make sure you have accepted that they might not get better for a very long time, if ever.

Do not enter the relationship thinking that you can fix them or that they will be fine in a few months. Never do that.

Movies really give us a false sense of what happens in these cases.

This.

(Source: danielosbournes)

beccalovato:

(x) Top 20 favorite Movie/Tv Couples; 6. Cory & Topanga - Boy Meets World 

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boymeetsworldgifs:

GUYS GIRL MEETS WORLD GOT PICKED UP BY DISNEY I CAN’T BREATHE

discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

_{Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)}

82 years later and it’s still relevant

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lauracmango:

escapeexpectations:

raving-rachael:

What if all the Disney princes and princesses were gay? And then, what if they all sang mash-ups of Disney songs and pop-hits, and did choreographed dancing to those mash-ups? Would you like to see that?

Well, your wish has been granted.

And, +10 points to the creators for including a Mean Girls reference.

I think this is the 6th time I’ve reblogged this

readytopanic:

Ahh look it’s my home

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thesoundofthatsmile:

Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all